What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep