What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv