What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv