Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers