Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Jeep Jokes More Jeep Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

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Jeeper creeper!

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.