Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.