Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver