Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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Why do Asians have squinty eye balls?

Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.