Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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A: Every man for himself.

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Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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I literally cannot deal.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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They don't want to have to retrain them.