Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink?

Type Eh.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.