Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.