Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

7 Day Jokes More 7 Day Jokes

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.