Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

7 Day Jokes More 7 Day Jokes

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.