Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.