An American full of himself.
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Because 7 days makes a hole weak
Sleep at night
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
His boss always took him for granite.
Bellhop.
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Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
They get free two-day shipping.
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
He didn't knead any more dough.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Because they don't have anybody to go with.
Because it's the first date.
ME: 5 stops.
February 14th.
