Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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An American full of himself.

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.