Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"