Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.