What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork