What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

Bruce Wayne Jokes More Bruce Wayne Jokes

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.