1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Oh secant, you say "
A black rushing
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Heave Starvey
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
More than 1,000
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
In case he got a hole in one.
None. They're old school.
An offer you can't understand.
