A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
