How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

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How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."