Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!