Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What was it worth?

Two marks.

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)