Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

gt marked as spam

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Report Jokes More Report Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.