Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

Report Jokes More Report Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."