Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.