Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent