Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible