What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.