What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!