What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!