What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

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He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

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What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!