What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Tequila Mockingbird Jokes More Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird