His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
To see how long he slept for.
a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Visa or Mastercard?
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
To find Pooh!
They have the same middle name!
EL-ton John
