Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Where did little John go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.