Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

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Where did little John go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"