Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.