What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"