What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.