What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU