What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.