What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.