What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once