What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....