How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !