How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.