Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!