Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.