What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.