Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands