Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.