Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.