Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...