What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!