What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

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What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal