What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!