What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!