What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.

What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ?

sixty-nine

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Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!