What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What's worse than your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!