What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.