What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!