What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

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What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What do you call a group of politically similar crows?

A cawcus

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.