What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!