What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.