What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there