What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.