What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Madonna Jokes More Madonna Jokes

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.