Bowling Ball Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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