Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...