Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.