What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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A lot of good yolks!

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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buns