What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ?

Bun-nies make lovely pets !