What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Attila Jokes More Attila Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.