How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel