What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015?

The Flintstones.