Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.