Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----