Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
A gorillian dollars per year.
Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.
She was running out of things to read.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Because the Jihad.
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
