Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."