What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.