Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

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What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.