Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes