What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.