What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt