What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.