What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

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What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.