What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ