Tulip Jokes

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Tulips on my pianist.

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He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)